PRON is killing your marriage!!

Bad PRON…BAD PRON!

Citizens of South Africa beware! A new and dangerous threat to our morality is on the horizon and the end of the world is nearly upon us.

Hear me PEOPLE of SOUTH AFRICA! This DANGER is REAL!

Is it another presidential love child scandal? NO!

Is it another million that Julius forgot he had? NO!

Is it the killing of children for muti? Is it the revelation that yet another head of some invented church is actually a corrupt womanizer? Is it mindless rape? Mindless violence?

Oh no…it’s far worse than that.

DSTV (Sky TV for you UK folk) is investigating the possibility of adding a porn channel to its offering (to quote Rhod Gilbert “You are dead right audible gasp”)

AND AS IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH…they are threatening to do it on a subscription basis via a pin number on a system that already has more blocks in place than Fort Knox.

If any of you have the time take a look at News24 and check out the comments section of the article – assuming you don’t BURN IN HELL first for knowing what porn is.

I’ll give you some edited highlights below (complete with original spelling)

…and to YOU lady who says PORN is part of your marriage don’t lie to yourself PRON is KILLING your marriage… (BAD PRON!!!)

…I used to love porn but Jesus saved me…(Can I get a HALLELUJAH!)

…Unbelievable, Dstv considering pornography, but at the same time they can't even provide decent coverage of the Winter Olympics…(wtf?)

…you will loose another sibscrier…(UNLEASH the sibscriers…)

…at least my wife won’t complain about me watching the sport channels all the time now…(I salute you sir – genius)

…This world is going down the drain.Years ago there was'nt even a f word on television, now it's gone so far, they want to show porn. Sad sad world we live in, and it is getting sadder…(I agree – I long for a simpler time when the word “freedom” was not aired on TV…)

…Oh no, this can spark a new baby boom! Seriously somebody will have to tell the people who watch that it is only acting and does not reflect real life…(yeah...make sure you flick over to channel 106 afterwards and tell Chuck Norris it’s only “acting”…)

…GOD is watching us…(…from a Distance…)

…People have forgotten that sex is supposed to be enjoyed by married couples, not abused by depraved individuals.The book of Revelations revels that people will become lovers of themselves and continually seek to do evil.So as this country follows the rest of the world into the pits of hell,I rejoice in the fact that this indicates that JESUS is comming soon…(…to a cinnnnnemmmma near you…)

…Not good for a country that have already lost all it morals! Let's rather go back to Church!...(…Open Sundays, 8am – 1pm…no hats…)

Can’t write any more…too busy laughing...